ghezzo (ghezzo) wrote in road_work_ahead,

how bout some...

i say we start a 13 word story. since we are the men at thinkin up random shit, itd be great. i'll make a reply explaining how it works for all you retards out there. JUST KIDDING!
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you get 13 words to a post.

and thats about it. Someone will start us off with whatever they want to start us off with, and on we go. chipper!
Oh man, I can't wait until summertime. It is seriously the best time
to jelop a redneck. Your balls hang low cause it's so warm and
covered with cancer spots. Rednecks dont care though. They just love it when
people steal their trumpets. What ever happend to that show A.L.F? It was
made into a shitty movie. He never even ate a cat, he just
cancelled his cable and sat in a hot tub all day long. Can
can is a popular dance in hades, cause you know the devil likes
porkchop sandwiches, which happen to be a Dish of choice for many disfigured
The disfigured dont care what the eat, they are also known as Vegan's
These vegans sometimes go to "shows" using names like XXxxXXxxXXrobertXXXXXxxxxhardcoreXXxXXXX and ware
Absoultly shit that they bought at the goodwill. They think it makes them COOL!
One day I was walking by with a walkman on when I caught
You caught a couple dirty Vegans getting it on with a guy?
No he caught himself getting it on with a MORMON vegan, Mike now...
realized how much he loves hookers, and decided to shout "dickless bitches" off
while he was endlessly pounding the vegan with its own left foot, so...
now I can't find my can opener. You guys know where I left
my green and pink double headed dildo of doom that i use as
a scubing mechanism to clean my intestines after Mt Doom has unloaded itself
into my toilet. "Flushing Mt. Doom is quite a task, I have to
Try that again some time. It felt so good coming out." How can...
you love me the way you do? OOooOOoO, fuck me, Kitten, do it
Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sun flowers on...
my uncles esophagus! "How silly would that be" said the stupid mongoloid midget
This midget (who works side by side with queen Roweenah) is such a....
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